GRANDMAS are Great

[kathydwells]

The doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her
to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for
her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as
he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix
it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter
drinks .

And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.

You gotta love Grandmas

 

[Miss Kitty]

That's one smart Granny!!!! I used to say that same thing about some of the girls in my kids classes! Some girls have become soooo aggressive!

 

[kathydwells]

Some girls have become soooo aggressive!

Yes, they are. As you know my son is 12. My phone never stops ringing..it is alway's a girl for me him, and rarely the same one.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Watch out...they'll even resort to trying to climb in his window!

 

[Smiling JOe]

You just reminded me of an event which I encountered a few years ago. FYI - I would not be posting this if the Grandma had not said it. Cover your eyes. It does mention a body part.

After eating lunch at a Christmas Buffet at a private country club, a family proceeded to an empty room in the Club to have their photo taken. There were about 30 people in the group shot, of which the Grandma was the photographer. The family was nicely dressed, and very proper. Grandma says, "on three, say p_ssy!" :shock::shock::shock: The family gasped and Grandma had just taken the photo with the perfect wide-eyed and gaping mouth expressions. I wish I could have seen the photo.

 

[Landlocked]

You just reminded me of an event which I encountered a few years ago. FYI - I would not be posting this if the Grandma had not said it. Cover your eyes. It does mention a body part.

After eating lunch at a Christmas Buffet at a private country club, a family proceeded to an empty room in the Club to have their photo taken. There were about 30 people in the group shot, of which the Grandma was the photographer. The family was nicely dressed, and very proper. Grandma says, "on three, say p_ssy!" :shock::shock::shock: The family gasped and Grandma had just taken the photo with the perfect wide-eyed and gaping mouth expressions. I wish I could have seen the photo.

I'm going to try this for our Thanksgiving family photo. I can't wait.

 

[iwishiwasthere]

:funn:

The doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her
to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for
her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as
he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix
it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter
drinks .

And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.

You gotta love Grandmas

:funn:

 

[kathydwells]

You just reminded me of an event which I encountered a few years ago. FYI - I would not be posting this if the Grandma had not said it. Cover your eyes. It does mention a body part.

After eating lunch at a Christmas Buffet at a private country club, a family proceeded to an empty room in the Club to have their photo taken. There were about 30 people in the group shot, of which the Grandma was the photographer. The family was nicely dressed, and very proper. Grandma says, "on three, say p_ssy!" :shock::shock::shock: The family gasped and Grandma had just taken the photo with the perfect wide-eyed and gaping mouth expressions. I wish I could have seen the photo.

I would LOVE to see that photo...can you imagine! That is so funny! I needed a laugh today, thank you SJ!

 

[kathydwells]

I'm going to try this for our Thanksgiving family photo. I can't wait.

LL, you have to and please post the picture so we can see it!!!!

 

[seagrovelover]

cute joke kathy D.......grandmas are great