Grass Is Not Always Greener!

[Landlocked]

Mydixadrupin

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[OhioBeachBum]

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[ktmeadows]

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a
letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a
current photo of himself in his new location. Too
embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist
colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends
the bottom half of the photo.
He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the
wrong half, but then remembers how bad his
grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.
It says, .....
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...
it makes your nose look short."
Love, Grandma

 

[lollygal]

Here's a good one:

In pharmacology, many drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, Tylenol is the trade name of the generic drug acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO".

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[DD]

ALL of the above!! Too funny!

 

[Sheila]

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a
letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a
current photo of himself in his new location. Too
embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist
colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends
the bottom half of the photo.
He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the
wrong half, but then remembers how bad his
grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.
It says, .....
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...
it makes your nose look short."
Love, Grandma

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[CastlesOfSand]

lmao as usual!!!!!

 

[Beach Runner]

:rofl: Funny BR and definitely better read than said! Hope you don't mind if I use it.

No prob. My sister in Irving sent it to me and her Tri Delt buds from UF. Dunno where she got it.

 

[seagrovelover]

Beach Runner, I'm dying here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: