Landlocked
Beach Fanatic
Not exactly the words you'd want written across your forehead when you are thrown in jail on Halloween. 
from The Smoking Gun
from The Smoking Gun
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Halloween Mugshot
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Smiling JOe
SoWal Expert
Does that say, "I sick" or "I suck"?
Landlocked
Beach Fanatic
Smiling JOe said:
I think its "I suck"
Uh oh.... Gonna be a long night in the slammer
Here's a Halloween joke my friend just sent me:
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
> the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
> She asks him why is he staring.
>
> He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I
> don't want to offend you."
>
> She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
> you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long
> as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
> about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
> could say or ask that I would find offensive!"
>
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss
> me."
>
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
> that: first, you have to be single and second, you
> must be Catholic."
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am
> single; and I'm Catholic too!"
>
> "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>
> He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss
> that would make a hooker blush, but when they get
> back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
> "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
>
>
> "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I
> must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
>
> The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Alan and I'm
> on my way to a Halloween party."
>
>
>
>
>
>
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
> the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
> She asks him why is he staring.
>
> He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I
> don't want to offend you."
>
> She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
> you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long
> as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
> about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
> could say or ask that I would find offensive!"
>
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss
> me."
>
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
> that: first, you have to be single and second, you
> must be Catholic."
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am
> single; and I'm Catholic too!"
>
> "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>
> He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss
> that would make a hooker blush, but when they get
> back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
> "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
>
>
> "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I
> must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
>
> The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Alan and I'm
> on my way to a Halloween party."
>
>
>
>
>
>
Miss Kitty
Meow
Gotcha!!! Good one!
RiverOtter
got any pics?
That's funny, Is it a some rock star? :clap_1:
Miss Kitty
Meow
ktschris said:I think its Lurch...look at the length of his neck!!!!
I bet he's really tall!
Probably from his momma pulling him by the ears for being such a goofus!!!
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Well now, there is a dream date.