Have You Ever Wondered?

[peapod1980]

I am so impressed! So, Dabell speeks de French too?

Je ne sais pas!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Je ne sais pas!

and oui oui and louis vuitton to you too!

 

[Dabell]

Dabell...are you bilingual? If so, you can teach us a new language! You ask a very important question here. I will ponder it for a while.

I can speak Spanish somewhat. My son is learning it in school.

 

[Smiling JOe]

Part A- it wrong
Part B- is right and Part C- is to water down the drink!

If you want to get technical, another reason that ice is added to drinks is to take up volume in the glass, and make you think that you are getting more liquor than you are actually poured.

 

[Smiling JOe]

Je ne sais pas!

One of my dogs understands some French.

 

[Smiling JOe]

...why extra-large capacity, when referencing washers and dryers, really means medium? ... and large capacity is really the small? ... and King capacity no longer means large?

 

[Smiling JOe]

The term free comes from freedom
Anything over 1 cent is cents

not according to Fiddy Cent, da rapper.

 

[Miss Kitty]

One of my dogs understands some French.

Sacre bleu! I hope that means Holy cow!

 

[Smiling JOe]

I think any 18 year old that is mature enough to go through boot camp and get shot at ought to be able to sit back and have a cold beer, too.

...as well as have sex in any position in the state of Alabama. I believe it is still illegal in AL to have sex in any position other than the Missionary Position.

Perhaps those living in AL who are 18 and older, should also be able to buy a vibrator. Sex toys are contraband in AL.

 

[Smiling JOe]

HMM asked this question in Sunday School....I think he was asked to leave.

Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

Which brings up another question, Did Eve have only one rib?