Help Miss Kitty Pack Her Suitcase

[Miss Kitty]

OH dbuck...wowza!!!! My BIL told me last night to watch out when crazy drinks too much...I told him that I am buying her the first drink and then running like HE11!!!!!

 

[Landlocked]

Miss Kitty,

You'd better hope your cruise isn't like mine was.

Apparently, we wound up on the same boat as some kind of swingers group.

No, I'm not kidding.

These folks were everywhere and they assumed everybody on that ship was
there to bang each other. I've never seen anything like it. There was one couple who wouldn't leave us alone one night. The funny part is that the guy was deaf so everything he said was at scream level. "Y'ALL SWANGERS TOO?" They would not go away.

Watch out kitty!

 

[dbuck]

Miss Kitty would sic her sis-in-law on them.

 

[seagrovelover]

Oh Miss Kitty I hope you the best time!!!
maybe you should pack a bottle of tequila so you could see dead people along with your crazy sis in law!!!! Merry Christmas darling!!!
those love boats are huge, you could hide from her for days ;-)

 

[Miss Kitty]

Oh Miss Kitty I hope you the best time!!!
maybe you should pack a bottle of tequila so you could see dead people along with your crazy sis in law!!!! Merry Christmas darling!!!
those love boats are huge, you could hide from her for days ;-)

CRACK ME UP! Better yet...I could hide her for days...and be the family hero!

Oh LL...SWINGERS???? I'd be asking where the swingset was!!!! So let's see....Things to Watch Out For:

terrorists
crazy
evil stepmonster
germs
swarmy cruise employees
slot machines
waistline
yankees----the bad kind, not the SoWal kind!!!
swingers

 

[whiteyfunn]

Don't forget your fanny pack. It holds everything you need!

 

[seagrovelover]

OMG !!!! I have a brother in law that has a black one on AT ALL TIMES!!!!
we make fun of him more than I can say.........and yes he did wear it to the Christmas family dinner last saturday!!!!

 

[Landlocked]

OMG !!!! I have a brother in law that has a black one on AT ALL TIMES!!!!
we make fun of him more than I can say.........and yes he did wear it to the Christmas family dinner last saturday!!!!

Was he wearing his jorts too?

 

[Rudyjohn]

Yes, my dear SoWallers...the crazy sees dead people. sara82 knows the whole story, since her ears fell off at the dinner when she got stuck talking to crazy. The latest is that she had cocktails with some assistant to Hitler while in Europe. The sibs that heard this said the man is either dead or dying in prison. She has also been bitten on the back by a shark, contracted anthrax and had Scotland Yard after her because she asked a state secret question about a rug in one of Queenie's castles. There is no end to crazy's imagination....and like what do you say after...are you pulling my leg?"

Ho Ho Ho...to CRAZYTOWN we go!!!!

And this person you're speaking of is Mr. Kitty's SISTER???? (Hope he dosen't read this sowal.com board!!)

 

[Miss Kitty]

And this person you're speaking of is Mr. Kitty's SISTER???? (Hope he dosen't read this sowal.com board!!)

After 28 years of being married to me, nothing suprises him!!! Better yet, I hope crazy doesn't read this or I might be the dead person she sees!!!!