Sheila
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jdarg said:Never thought about having to search for a meatloaf- but I found it!!!
Darlene said-
"So, I am standing in my kitchen cooking a mouth-watering meatloaf for my ex-husband, myself and a friend of mine. I had all the ingredients in a big bowl, and I was going to town mixing that meat mixture up with my hands (the only way to truly mix up a meat loaf). Anyway, I am really getting into it, had my hands up to my wrists in meatloaf. I got it all mixed up and put it in the pan to cook. About an hour later it was ready to serve.
Did I mention the fact the earlier that day, I had smashed my thumbs in a huge printer at work? I had band aides on both of thumbs. Well, I DID have band aides on both of my thumbs. I will get to that in a minute.
So, we all sit down for a delicious dinner of meatloaf that I had prepared so lovingly. My ex takes a big bite out of that meatloaf, and at the exact same time I look down and realize the band aides are gone from my thumbs. He said at the exact time I realized the band aides are gone ?What the HE** is this in the meatloaf?????? ?OH, that is what happened to the missing band aides I say?.
Well, needless to say, my friend and I started laughing so hard. He was NOT laughing, he was beginning to be sick. I apologized, and told him it was an accident. He didn?t buy it. Oh, well. Perhaps that is why he felt the need to get him a girlfriend. I promise it was an accident."
This one was good enough for a repeat. Think I am having chicken for dinner now.
Dang I just pulled my meatloaf out of the oven and realized, I forgot the blame band aides again!
I hate when I do that! :funn:
:rofl: