Holy Crap

[Teresa]

Why is the sky blue?
Lynnie, I'm a busy guy. You can use google or wikipedia for that one.

Why did God create man first?
Scooterbug's answer was pretty close.

Where were You from about age 12 to approx age 33? Tell us everything!
Mostly the Middle East. Maybe I'll have someone write a new new book about it.

Why does Easter move about?

Mostly because of the college basketball schedule.[/quote]

Jesus Christ! tell the whole truth!

 

[sunspotbaby]

 

[Matt J]

This Jesus guy seems familiar. :scratch:

 

[Sarah Palin]

You're a fun Jesus. Why do latinas name their baby boys Hayzeus?

It is pronounced "Heyzeus". I'm not really sure, this could be a Catholic thing, and being Jewish I'm not real versed on their customs.

Mostly because of the college basketball schedule.

Jesus Christ! tell the whole truth![/quote]

I was chilling with some cool guys over in the America's.

 

[LuciferSam]

Why is the sky blue?
Lynnie, I'm a busy guy. You can use google or wikipedia for that one.

Why did God create man first?
Scooterbug's answer was pretty close.

Where were You from about age 12 to approx age 33? Tell us everything!
Mostly the Middle East. Maybe I'll have someone write a new new book about it.

Why does Easter move about?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

 

[scooterbug44]

Yes - but just to see how they looked!

 

[Lynnie]

This Jesus guy seems familiar. :scratch:

Uh-huh - I'm with ya' on that. I'm Southern.....Hayzeus?

 

[DD]

Finally--some funny stuff!

 

[Lynnie]

DD, thank God you're here! Jesus is starting to scare me a tad.

 

[Teresa]

this is the best thread ever.

you know, we haven't been starting threads congratulating fellow posters for reaching 1000, or 5000 or 20K. or whatever. when did we stop doing that? I do love how Matt did his own and the title is so perfect. so maybe we should make our own announcements from now on with a similar thread title.. Holy Poop on a Stick! Holy Cow Batman! Dear Friends, I have worked diligently for 10K but still a loser compared to DD! ha ha ha ha.