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How is Darlene Holding Up?
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Smiling JOe
SoWal Expert
I am sure Darlene is having a relaxed time. She called to remind me that I have five Guinnesses waiting for me at the Seagrove Villas, but I have not had an opportunity to stop by there yet.
Smiling JOe
SoWal Expert
I drank number six, or was it number one?jdarg said:What happened to #6? Or has Guinness repackaged into a 5-pack?
Smiling JOe
SoWal Expert
What Guinness?Kimmifunn said:Did you thank HER for the Guinness?
I don't know what you are talking about. Darlene never gave me a Guinness. What are you talking about? 
whiteyfunn
SoWal Staff
Smiling JOe said:What Guinness?
:roll:
Bah blah blah blah. Speaking of that what happened to that smiley face Smiley J?
Smiling JOe
SoWal Expert
What I learned? I cannot pull one over on the peeps who know everything. Okay, here is the story for everyone else.
A while back, I am driving down CR283, heading to Grayton Beach. I had seen photos KimmiFunn posted of the Funns from New Year's Eve Bashes. I approach the stop sign at 30A, heading south and I look toward the car approaching the stop sign to my left. I knew instantly it was a car filled with Funn(s). I proceeded through the stop sign, thinking about how I can surprise them. I am looking in my mirror and they are on my tail, and Kimmifunn is waving her finger like the fans at a basketball game who are trying to tell the refs that the points count. I could read her lips -- "That's him! He is so busted! I know that is Smiley J! Busted! We got you now and you don't have a clue of what you are in for!" So I play dumb, get to the beach, then, out of the left corner of my eye, I see them on the beach to my left. Still playing dumb, (I think, maybe they didn't see me and I will mess with them later while avoid getting busted now) I go for my run down to Gulf Trace, the whole time wondering if they really know that I am who they think I am. Upon my return, I notice the Funns have left the beach. (Damn, I think to myself. I missed them.) When I returned to my car, what is sitting on the hood? A six pack of cold Guinness, a bottle popper with the Funn's signature on it, cups with messages wrote on them from the Funns, and a SoWal sticker or two. I have been busted big time.
I had been sick for a month or so by this time and my run put me over the edge of sickness. I decided that if I played clueless about being busted, the Funns would question whether they busted me or someone else. I played dumb, dumb, dumb. The Funns knew they found me, and began to think someone stole the beer and their busting gifts. Not so. I was busted!
So, a big thank you for all the Funn the Funn's provided! You guys are too good. WARNING for the rest of you: Never try to outfunn the Funns. ;-)
Okay, here is the story for everyone else. A while back, I am driving down CR283, heading to Grayton Beach. I had seen photos KimmiFunn posted of the Funns from New Year's Eve Bashes. I approach the stop sign at 30A, heading south and I look toward the car approaching the stop sign to my left. I knew instantly it was a car filled with Funn(s). I proceeded through the stop sign, thinking about how I can surprise them. I am looking in my mirror and they are on my tail, and Kimmifunn is waving her finger like the fans at a basketball game who are trying to tell the refs that the points count. I could read her lips -- "That's him! He is so busted! I know that is Smiley J! Busted! We got you now and you don't have a clue of what you are in for!"
So I play dumb, get to the beach, then, out of the left corner of my eye, I see them on the beach to my left. Still playing dumb, (I think, maybe they didn't see me and I will mess with them later while avoid getting busted now) I go for my run down to Gulf Trace, the whole time wondering if they really know that I am who they think I am. Upon my return, I notice the Funns have left the beach. (Damn, I think to myself. I missed them.) When I returned to my car, what is sitting on the hood? A six pack of cold Guinness, a bottle popper with the Funn's signature on it, cups with messages wrote on them from the Funns, and a SoWal sticker or two. I have been busted big time. I had been sick for a month or so by this time and my run put me over the edge of sickness. I decided that if I played clueless about being busted, the Funns would question whether they busted me or someone else. I played dumb, dumb, dumb. The Funns knew they found me, and began to think someone stole the beer and their busting gifts. Not so. I was busted!
So, a big thank you for all the Funn the Funn's provided! You guys are too good. WARNING for the rest of you: Never try to outfunn the Funns. ;-)