How long will I live?

[Bob]

How Long Will I Live? - Life Expectancy Calculator Won't measure quality

 

[Lake View Too]

Bob, I'm just hesitant to open this, because, at my age, it might tell me I'm already dead.

 

[Bob]

you're ok...it won't ask you about the 60s or70s. there are also no inquiries about childhood bologna intake, lead gas fume inhalation,lack of sunscreen, am radio listening hours,number of times you were forced to say the pledge of allegiance

 

[Andy A]

I don't believe it and hope it is wrong. It said, at my age, I would live to be 95.5 years of age.

 

[Lake View Too]

Still wondering if my chemical intake was/is a plus or a minus in terms of longevity and...uh...what's that other thing...mental acuity...?

 

[Bob]

I don't believe it and hope it is wrong. It said, at my age, I would live to be 95.5 years of age.

you will if you stay near the salt water...i believe it to be healing

 

[Lake View Too]

Salt water, huh...all this time I've been staying near the alcohol...dang!

 

[Bob]

Still wondering if my chemical intake was/is a plus or a minus in terms of longevity and...uh...what's that other thing...mental acuity...?

you were tempered in post ww2 economic expansion chemicals/fumes....remember when margarine was healthy, folks hung DDT saturated Shell no pest strips in their kitchens, agent orange showers on viet nam troops. i remember chasing the malathion belching mosquito fogger going through the neighborhood on my green schwinn stingray..or getting a snowstorm of asbestos fibers in my face from steam pipe insulation doing drug searches onboard my ship....my family may have to get an epa permit to do my cremation

 

[Bob]

This may ultimately do me in...the intermittent headlights in this beast combined with the accelerator pedal being about 2 inches from the brake pedal.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

The problem is you have the switch for your windshield wipers connected to your headlights.