Husband Wanted

[kathydwells]

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again.

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

Must be in my age group (70's)

Must not beat me

Must not run around on me

Must be good in Bed!!

All applicants please apply in person.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.

He had no arms or legs. "You not really asking me to consider you, are you?"

The widow said."Just look at you.... you have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on You!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

 

[Miss Kitty]

:funn:

 

[DD]

Too funny!!:funn:

 

[audie]

does he have a brother ?

 

[dbuck]

:funn:

 

[kathydwells]

does he have a brother ?

I think so and his name is SKELLY!!!

 

[audie]

nahhh - skelly is way too manly !

 

[Skelly]

nahhh - skelly is way too manly !

YER DAMN SKELLY STRAIGHT IM MORE MAINLY.
I FIRED STUMP-MAN YEARS AGO ANYWAY

 

[audie]

if i give you our phone number would you call me and mr audie every so often and say "oh hello, i'm skeletor !" we crack up every time we hear it !

 

[Skelly]

if i give you our phone number would you call me and mr audie every so often and say "oh hello, i'm skeletor !" we crack up every time we hear it !

SURE