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I need some Realtor Jokes..

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Beach Bimmer

Beach Bimmer

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Seriously, I need some Realtor and/or developer jokes that other area (Pensacola to PCB) Realtors would "get" and/or appreciate. Collecting them for a private party we've been asked to put together @ Fired Up...

If you'd prefer to remain anonymous, just PM or email 'em to FiredUpSeaside@aol.com. ;-)

BTW, please help me keep secret who the party is for...no blurting it out on Sowal.com! :cool:
 
Beach Bimmer said:
Seriously, I need some Realtor and/or developer jokes that other area (Pensacola to PCB) Realtors would "get" and/or appreciate. Collecting them for a private party we've been asked to put together @ Fired Up...

If you'd prefer to remain anonymous, just PM or email 'em to FiredUpSeaside@aol.com. ;-)

BTW, please help me keep secret who the party is for...no blurting it out on Sowal.com! :cool:
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http://www.realestatehumor.com/
 
:floor:...oh please please please let SHELLY show up!
 
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a real estate agent who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"

One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a real estate agent!"

The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a real estate agent!"
 
Q: How do get a real estate agent's attention.


A: Tell the busboy you need some help.
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Q: What do you call 1000 realtors at the bottom of the ocean


A: A good start
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Q: How do you know when a realtor is lieing?


A: Their lips are moving.
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I dont know whether to :floor: or :angry:......:idontno::wave:

they are funny though!!!
 
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sowalgayboi said:
Q: How do get a real estate agent's attention.


A: Tell the busboy you need some help.
----------
Q: What do you call 1000 realtors at the bottom of the ocean


A: A good start
--------
Q: How do you know when a realtor is lieing?


A: Their lips are moving.
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Rofl..skip those jokes and just them a--h-le-. It 'd be kinder. OP probably was looking for more upbeat. But the fact of posting those was sorta funny nevertheless.
 
sowalgayboi said:
Q: How do get a real estate agent's attention.


A: Tell the busboy you need some help.
----------
Q: What do you call 1000 realtors at the bottom of the ocean


A: A good start
--------
Q: How do you know when a realtor is lieing?


A: Their lips are moving.
--------
Click to expand...

This is some good recycling...two are former lawyer jokes! :wave:
 
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