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I ran across this new idea for a Ben and Jerry?s Ice Cream flavor in honor of our 44th President, Barak Obama. It?s called Baraky Road.
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by
Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied
as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but
then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.
Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone,
with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Are you feeling stimulated?

********I found this on some blog. Not from Believer. Im not this witty. *********
 
they could dye the vanilla commie pink and make it in a 500 gallon container for the whole village of flakes and nuts. you could only buy the ice cream if you borrowed the money from a chinese neighbor. you could also add poison to the ice cream, so the whole thing would look and taste good but end up costing your way of life. or you could stop being a racist douche.
 
I ran across this new idea for a Ben and Jerry?s Ice Cream flavor in honor of our 44th President, Barak Obama. It?s called Baraky Road.
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by
Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied
as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but
then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.
Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone,
with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Are you feeling stimulated?

********I found this on some blog. Not from Believer. Im not this witty. *********

Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked should be in honor of the teabaggers, the birthers, the deathers, the teabaggers, the gunners, etc.
 
I opened this thread really hoping you were just polling people for their favorite flavors of ice cream. I thought I would answer it because, face it, answering BeachSiO2's 10 questions about health care is just too hard.

My favorite is Mint Chocolate Chip. Not that anyone asked.
 
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