This would be it. It's a steampunk toilet. Actually it's a urinal really so it adds to the man caveness. It even has a laser pointer to show you where to aim.
That's what I was saying, it's really a urinal and it's only for peeing, you don't realy even need much flush. Alternatively after you finish off a few beers you can throw in som e ice from the cooler and you've got yourself a Rube Goldbergish home pee trough with all it's biker bar charm. Hells Angels meets Hugo.