If you can start the day without caffeine

[Teresa]

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

 

[dbuck]

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

OR my mother's cat. I have always told me mother, that if there is reincarnation, then I'm coming back as her cat instead of daughter.

 

[DD]

:clap_1:

 

[Allifunn]

Amen! :clap_1:

 

[kathydwells]

I must be a dog. :clap_1:

 

[Rita]

Luv that one!

 

[seagrovelover]

Very true indeed!!!! :clap_1:

 

[Franny]

Good one!!!! :clap_1:

 

[kathydwells]

I must be a dog. :clap_1:

I went back and re-read that. I should have said "I must NOT be a DOG", because I have to have my caffeine in the morning. The more the better!!!