If you doubt Utopia really can exist...

[ClintClint]

If you doubt whether Utopia can really exist, then friend I've got news for you. It really can exist. If a doctor or nurse approaches you and says "I need to start an IV so we can give you some Dilaudid ", then be sure to accept. Take it from someone that has never even smoked a joint, this stuff is heaven.
I just got back yesterday from some surgery and my hospital stay included Darvocet, morphine, and Dilaudid. Friends, Dilaudid is srumpdillyumptuous stuff. NO pain and a built-in excuse to say whatever you want.
I'm not really ready to face all the introspective reevaluations that someone does after surgery, all I care about is sleep and pain control. I want my damn Dilaudid back now!!!

 

[Kurt]

Sorry for your pain.

You can see why it was an addictive epidemic back in the day. I think you mean nirvana.

 

[Lake View Too]

Yeah, Kurt's right, Utopia would be where we all get it all the time...

 

[sunspotbaby]

Surgery isn't all bad. Hope you're on the mend CC.

 

[Bob]

my back hurts, i need a downer smoothie!