Inner Peace

[kathydwells]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I had started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, a pot of coffee, the rest of the cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Godiva chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

 

[Kurt]

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I was going to add something about intercourse but I don't know you that Wells.

 

[Landlocked]

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I was going to add something about intercourse but I don't know you that Wells.

 

[kathydwells]

:clap_1:

I was going to add something about intercourse but I don't know you that Wells.

:rofl: Ok, so I didn't have time for that this morning, I was running late!!!