Is religion hiding in my grocery cart?

[Lynnie]

I forgive you for seeing my screenname and registering one just like it. But lest we not forget-

Thou shall not steal.

That said, imitation is the ultimate form of flattery and since you are trying to be like me that actually makes you "Christ like". I can live with that.

To my flock:

It should be apparent to you who is real and who is the imposter. You see, only the brightest stars in Heaven (and in Hollywood) don't need to use their last name.

Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Madonna, Cher, Elvis
You get the picture.

Just one last thing-
If you must post using my name, pls do so divinely.

JC

But, when you arrived (and, so glad you did, BTW), we went from Ten Commandments to the Two Great Ones, remember?

Why do the Jews still have 600 and something?

 

[Jesus]

But, when you arrived (and, so glad you did, BTW), we went from Ten Commandments to the Two Great Ones, remember?

No. But it was a really long time ago. I would stick with most of the original ten until we formally release an updated version.

Why do the Jews still have 600 and something?

Let me make a few phone calls. We can probably update this one too.