Is that a dead weasel in your hand?

[LuciferSam]

I guess the dress will have to be martenized.

 

[Matt J]

Well it's already been semenized, or is that simonized?

 

[Dia]

one of my favorite quotes:

"Never hire a ferret to do a weasel's job" - Louie (Budweiser Chameleon)