It's about time - a blonde man joke!

[Gypsea]

In a small Texas town............

The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?

The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her so I did."

"We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did."

"Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did."

"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts so I did."

" Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ' "

And here I am.

See, Blonde Men do exist........

 

[audie]

:clap_1: good one gypsea !!!!!

 

[DD]

 

[Mermaid]

That's a hoot!

 

[seagrovelover]

love it!! love it!!!! :clap_1:

 

[Ocean Lover]

Seagrovelover, I heart your avatar! ( as the kitty would say)

 

[Miss Kitty]

Seagrovelover, I heart your avatar! ( as the kitty would say)

So true OL...Seagrovelover is hearting vacations right now!!! I hope on is in your future!

 

[scrltbegonya]

I really like this one, too!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."


The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."


The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again.
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."

 

[Miss Kitty]

:funn:

 

[dbuck]

Oh my gosh, these are just too FUNNy!!!