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Landlocked said:
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No, I'll probably look like a dune violator person for this event. It is at an outdoor church up at the lake.

This wedding might be interesting. It is not going to be a Christian wedding so I have no idea what to expect. :idontno:


Soooo...back to this wedding. I'm picturing Owen Wilson as the rabbi like in "Meet the Fokkers". Can't wait for the details!
 
Orange is a very efficient color for Vol fans. They wear it to the game on Saturday, for the deer hunt on Sunday, then back to the highway detail for work on Monday!
 
BigR said:
Orange is a very efficient color for Vol fans. They wear it to the game on Saturday, for the deer hunt on Sunday, then back to the highway detail for work on Monday!

Now that there is funny! :floor:

:welcome: .
 
Those little Otters would be great to back your booze on. They probably can't frisk a kid! Now there's a thought...Maybe I could rent a kid for football games...
 
kurt said:
Surely they'll be wearing Ole Miss T-shirts instead of orange jump suits with numbers on the back. :shock:
Breaking News re: The Rebels

Jackson, MS (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Jackson courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Ole Miss Rebels, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone
 
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