ShallowsNole
Beach Fanatic
It's 4:00. Time to start cooking for the living room tailgate.
I am nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I had forgotten what being nervous over a football game was like. The last time was the '99 National Championship. Seriously. After we lost the 2000 MNC to Oklahoma, I got the que sera, sera attitude. Finally, changes were made. New attitudes formed. And tonight, we get to see if any of it worked.
I know miracles don't happen overnight, and right now the old boy's school in Hogtown has the recruiting edge. I know Death Valley is a helluva place to play (sorry Kurt, BR and TFT - it IS louder than Fla Field, albeit not by much). I'm not looking for another dynasty. All I want is for there to be hope for the Garnet and Gold.
Should we lose - and it's a VERY real possibility, no matter what my buddies at The Territory say - please let me console myself with the fact that it is just a game, and at least our uniform colors aren't garish.
Should we win, no need to call the cops, as they will know where all the noise is coming from anyway.
Anyway, Scalp 'Em!
I'm going to go throw up now.
I am nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I had forgotten what being nervous over a football game was like. The last time was the '99 National Championship. Seriously. After we lost the 2000 MNC to Oklahoma, I got the que sera, sera attitude. Finally, changes were made. New attitudes formed. And tonight, we get to see if any of it worked.
I know miracles don't happen overnight, and right now the old boy's school in Hogtown has the recruiting edge. I know Death Valley is a helluva place to play (sorry Kurt, BR and TFT - it IS louder than Fla Field, albeit not by much). I'm not looking for another dynasty. All I want is for there to be hope for the Garnet and Gold.
Should we lose - and it's a VERY real possibility, no matter what my buddies at The Territory say - please let me console myself with the fact that it is just a game, and at least our uniform colors aren't garish.
Should we win, no need to call the cops, as they will know where all the noise is coming from anyway.
Anyway, Scalp 'Em!
I'm going to go throw up now.

You are not even playing. Now if you are betting your salary on the game, you should be nervous, but otherwise, drink some vodka and all well be well.
You are being silly. 
