Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo at TACO BAR and Bud & Alley's tarpon club

[Smiling JOe]

If I recall correctly it wasn't so much a post proclaiming "I'm a man" but more one hinting strongly "I am not a woman". It was in response to some sort of proposition I think. I could be making this up and retconning SHELLY's origins, but I think it is correct...ish. It's too much energy to go back and look, that is why I am not a good stalker.

I believe you are correct, sir. So, either Shelly is a male or a hermaphrodite, if we are to believe his statement about not being female. Odds are against him being a hermaphrodite, but I guess we shouldn't rule that out completely, nor should it matter unless you are looking to get it on with Shelly.

Don't pull at Shelly's mask too hard. Mystery keeps the world in wonder and gives us something for which to look forward.

 

[Teresa]

Soon to be former Senator Larry Craig is the man to ask. If you do your own research though, be sure NOT to tap your foot or slide your hand under the adjacent stall.

goofer - your advice is so insightful! these conversations get so whacky sometimes. love it.