job applicant

[John R]

D eer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I?m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

 

[Kimmifunn]

:funn:
OMG...she's totally leaning on that tree to hold herself up. I can't stop looking at that. Good god!

 

[Cheering472]

Where is LL??

 

[Sheila]

Where is LL??

And his brother RO! :funn:

 

[seagrovelover]

Double L???? RO?????

how in the world does she walk around with those things??????

 

[Miss Kitty]

FTLOG!!!!! I bet her parents are real proud how she "grew" up...and out!

 

[Smiling JOe]

That ain't right.

 

[Mermaid]

Photoshop I hope! My tush isn't even as big as that bosom.

 

[Jdarg]

Photoshop I hope! My tush isn't even as big as that bosom.

If I keep eating like I am, mine will be that big by next week!

 

[Rudyjohn]

How can she drive? Would she even fit behind the steering wheel? Poor thing.