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[30gAy]

The little LGBT Individual got his own jet airplane?..

So I?m driving to work this morning on Hwy 98 and listening to the radio- something I do with increasing irregularity due to the fact that think most of the current music is way crapo. Anyways, the classic Dire Straits song, Money for Nothing comes on, which is great because I like that song and it gets me singing and bopping to the music. Well it gets to my favorite part, and I?m ready to belt it out??

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that?s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he?s a millionaire

And to my horror, the part has been taken out of the song! We all can figure out what happened, some self anointed LGBT (that?s Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered for all of you unaware of the politically correct terminology) Community spokesperson has complained and the offending lyrics have been removed. Let me just say that this little LGBT Individual was not pleased.

Then I get to work, and have to listen to the RUMP Individual (that?s Religion Up My Posterior, which is my politically incorrect term for the self righteous born again folks) complain about the evils of Halloween. One of my co-workers has made little Jack-O-Lantern Cupcakes, which Mr. RUMP refuses to eat on the grounds that it is tantamount to worshipping Satan. Now he is explaining to someone that their child will be headed down a path towards prostitution if she is allowed to go Trick or Treating this evening.

It seems there is a conspiracy to suck all the funn out of my day, and damn it ?I?m fighting back. Anyone coming with me?

I say we form the opposite of an angry mob, which I guess is a giggling mob and round up all the killjoys and quarantine them somewhere- the Super WalMart will work.

Vive La Revolution!

 

[Allifunn]

I am with you, BABY!!!!!!
I just hate RUMPS!!!!!!!!!

 

[kathydwells]

The little LGBT Individual got his own jet airplane?..

So I?m driving to work this morning on Hwy 98 and listening to the radio- something I do with increasing irregularity due to the fact that think most of the current music is way crapo. Anyways, the classic Dire Straits song, Money for Nothing comes on, which is great because I like that song and it gets me singing and bopping to the music. Well it gets to my favorite part, and I?m ready to belt it out??

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that?s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he?s a millionaire

And to my horror, the part has been taken out of the song! We all can figure out what happened, some self anointed LGBT (that?s Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered for all of you unaware of the politically correct terminology) Community spokesperson has complained and the offending lyrics have been removed. Let me just say that this little LGBT Individual was not pleased.

Then I get to work, and have to listen to the RUMP Individual (that?s Religion Up My Posterior, which is my politically incorrect term for the self righteous born again folks) complain about the evils of Halloween. One of my co-workers has made little Jack-O-Lantern Cupcakes, which Mr. RUMP refuses to eat on the grounds that it is tantamount to worshipping Satan. Now he is explaining to someone that their child will be headed down a path towards prostitution if she is allowed to go Trick or Treating this evening.

It seems there is a conspiracy to suck all the funn out of my day, and damn it ?I?m fighting back. Anyone coming with me?

I say we form the opposite of an angry mob, which I guess is a giggling mob and round up all the killjoys and quarantine them somewhere- the Super WalMart will work.

Vive La Revolution!

I so you 30-gAy!!!! You are my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Biff]

BWhaaaa haaaaaaa 30gAy!!!!!!!! YOU SO FUNNIE!!!!!!
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[ktschris]

Well then don't answer your phone for the rest of the week. I started my day with a phone call from Jim Talent (Mo. politician) So much for the no call list, I'd rather get a carpet cleaning or window guy calling me then these guys!

 

[Mango]

:funn: That happened in Texas when I went with my sista to look at day care centers right before Halloweenie. They said it was a devil holiday and did not allow it. Needless to say we took him to a devil worshipping day care center.

 

[Kurt]

The opposite of an angry mob is a drum circle.

 

[Beach Bimmer]

That version of "Money For Nothing" was likely the "radio edit" version that sanitized the lyrics and reduced the length of the song so that radio stations would play it more often. The "little faggot" verse is replaced with guitar instead of lyrics.

Various record label sources over the years told me the "little faggott" referred to Elton John, Boy George, or Prince.

I spent a number of years in the radio business, as a DJ, manager, and ultimately consultant to radio stations. Rest assured more soccer moms complained about the lyrics than did the gay community when we played the long, unedited version of that song!

 

[DD]

The little LGBT Individual got his own jet airplane?..

So I?m driving to work this morning on Hwy 98 and listening to the radio- something I do with increasing irregularity due to the fact that think most of the current music is way crapo. Anyways, the classic Dire Straits song, Money for Nothing comes on, which is great because I like that song and it gets me singing and bopping to the music. Well it gets to my favorite part, and I?m ready to belt it out??

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that?s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he?s a millionaire

And to my horror, the part has been taken out of the song! We all can figure out what happened, some self anointed LGBT (that?s Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered for all of you unaware of the politically correct terminology) Community spokesperson has complained and the offending lyrics have been removed. Let me just say that this little LGBT Individual was not pleased.

Then I get to work, and have to listen to the RUMP Individual (that?s Religion Up My Posterior, which is my politically incorrect term for the self righteous born again folks) complain about the evils of Halloween. One of my co-workers has made little Jack-O-Lantern Cupcakes, which Mr. RUMP refuses to eat on the grounds that it is tantamount to worshipping Satan. Now he is explaining to someone that their child will be headed down a path towards prostitution if she is allowed to go Trick or Treating this evening.

It seems there is a conspiracy to suck all the funn out of my day, and damn it ?I?m fighting back. Anyone coming with me?

I say we form the opposite of an angry mob, which I guess is a giggling mob and round up all the killjoys and quarantine them somewhere- the Super WalMart will work.

Vive La Revolution!

:funn: :funn: :funn:

 

[rapunzel]

I am all for the anti-RUMP revolution. However...he may have a small point about Slut-O-Ween. Has anyone noticed that you cannot find a costume for women that is not slutty? I wanted a geisha costume. Google that and you get slutty geisha. Of course, it's kind of fun to get a free pass to dress like a tart every now and then...