Kookey
Beach Lover
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Good news for you! Now you can aspire to be a sit on your butt for the rest of your life stoner, playin' on the internet technician. You can also become a violent drunk, pull a knife threatening to kill someone that has repeatedly been there for you. Maybe you like lying to people, leaving them hanging, or just riding whatever wave, or whoever's coat tails that come along.
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Kookey. I think.
What does that mean?
