Landlocked's Translations.....

[RiverOtter]

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay

 

[audie]

actually this sounds like several guys i know - my hubby included ! esp. the cleavage part.

 

[Gypsea]

That pretty much sums it up. No wonder Dads never want their daughters to start dating.

 

[seagrovelover]

Otter are you sure those aren't your translations????!!!!!??????

 

[kathydwells]

WHERE ARE YOU LL....COME BACK TO US!!!!!! I know you would have a great comeback for these!!!!!!


OH, and RO....I too think, these are your translations!!!!!

 

[RiverOtter]

WHERE ARE YOU LL....COME BACK TO US!!!!!! I know you would have a great comeback for these!!!!!!


OH, and RO....I too think, these are your translations!!!!!

I was hoping I could coax him out of lurkerdome

 

[kathydwells]

I was hoping I could coax him out of lurkerdome

He must be off building a house somewhere. We need to all pitch in and get him a sidekick!!!!!

 

[Miss Kitty]

He must be off building a house somewhere. We need to all pitch in and get him a sidekick!!!!!

YES!!!! The days are just not the same w/o him! Of course, we now have rootin' tootin' tylerT!!

 

[lindatat]

YES!!!! The days are just not the same w/o him! Of course, we now have rootin' tootin' tylerT!!

Yeah, but he's so, well, normal.

 

[kathydwells]

Yeah, but he's so, well, normal.

^5.