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Mature Professional Couple Needs Long Term Rental by May 1

:up: Single Family House, Beach Cottage, Townhome, Condo or Apartment
:up: Desire 30-A south of 98, but will consider north of 98

:up: Lease Term negotiable - 6 months + 1 day thru 1 year

:up: BR: 1-2 (Prefer 1) - Bath: 1-2
:up: Prefer Furnished - Non-Furnished considered
:up: No Pets/Non-Smokers

Maximum preferred rent - $1,350

Please contact us at biglugbob@gmail.com

 

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