Sandcastle
Beach Fanatic
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red...........cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father.
"One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled:
"Oh My Gosh!!!! They're butt holes!"
using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red...........cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father.
"One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled:
"Oh My Gosh!!!! They're butt holes!"
Too funny!!! 
