Listen up Guys!

[sunspotbaby]

Top ten things NOT to say in Victoria's Secret:


- The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

- No Thanks. Just sniffing.

- I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

- Mom will love this.

- Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboy Logo on it?

- No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

- Will you model this for me???

- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

- 45 bucks?? You're gonna end up NAKED anyways!!

- Does this come in children's sizes?

 

[Lynnie]

You're on a roll~~~~~

 

[Lake View Too]

Victoria's Secret sells lingerie??? How come I've never noticed this before???

 

[Matt J]

- What size is my "Miss Lonely" blow up doll?

- Can you recommend a waxer?

- These are the cutest sling shots!

- Are moobs measured the same as boobs?

- Do you have a bra with four cups for my back boobs?

- Your the same size as my sister...