Luigi makes Woman Feel like a Woman (Sat Funny)

[DD]

how bout... never mind. I'll have to PM those to ya'll's backend holes.

 

[Teresa]

where the dukey is Cork when we need her for creative cussing and drinking and smoking PUI's?

 

[DD]

where is Cork when we need her for creative cussing and drinking and smoking PUI's?

Dang it! Now where is she? Hate when some of our best cussers,drinkers,smokers are AWOL.

 

[Allifunn]

where the dukey is Cork when we need her for creative cussing and drinking and smoking PUI's?

I am going to call her and find out!

 

[Luigi]

takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman


On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane....."If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...
one button at a time...No one moves...He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest ..She gasps......He whispers .....

"Iron this, and get me something to eat..."

Well, now isn't this a special treat? actually, I tried that once with my girlfriend. and only once.

Mama's another story though- she can cook and iron with pure joy for me and my brothers. And she did this constantly when I lived at home til I was almost 30, I admit with no shame... Ahhhhh - Mama Mia!!!

 

[DD]

Well, now isn't this a special treat? actually, I tried that once with my girlfriend. and only once... gone are the days when I lived with Mama (til I was almost 30, which I'm not embarrassed to tell) and I didn't even have to ask.... Mama Mia!!!

 

[Allifunn]

Well, now isn't this a special treat? actually, I tried that once with my girlfriend. and only once... gone are the days when I lived with Mama (til I was almost 30, which I'm not embarrassed to tell) and I didn't even have to ask.... Mama Mia!!!

:shock: continue...don't tease!

 

[Teresa]

Well, now isn't this a special treat? actually, I tried that once with my girlfriend. and only once.

Mama's another story though- she can cook and iron with pure joy for me and my brothers. And she did this constantly when I lived at home til I was almost 30, I admit with no shame... Ahhhhh - Mama Mia!!!

Buona Sera, my new friend. Love the Italian mamas - mine spoiled us rotten til we were grown and she still does...

 

[Allifunn]

Buona Sera, my new friend. Love the Italian mamas - mine spoiled us rotten til we were grown and she still does...

you are still a spoiled rotten biach!!!!

 

[CastlesOfSand]

To Luigi and Bat Turd!!!!!!!!