Maybe I should do some sit-ups....

[iwishiwasthere]

Correct answer:

"9 months from the day I lose my virginity. What's your grandson up to tomorrow night".

:rofl: That is the best!

 

[Beachbummette]

You did not look pregnant! You looked gorgeous!

 

[RiverOtter]

Nice. I know they look fantastic. And yes, they're real. And no, RO, I dont "got any pics." ;-)

I hate gettin nipped in the bud

 

[kathydwells]

Correct answer:

"9 months from the day I lose my virginity. What's your grandson up to tomorrow night".

:funn:

 

[potatovixen]

Correct answer:

"9 months from the day I lose my virginity. What's your grandson up to tomorrow night".

Kurt, you are just too much.

Hey, look at that. 200 posts. :roll:

 

[Teresa]

Kurt, you are just too much.

Hey, look at that. 200 posts. :roll:

200!:clap_1: keep 'em coming...

 

[Kimmifunn]

Because tonight some random lady asked me when my baby is due.


I'm definitely NOT pregnant.

I thought it was funny, but boy was she embarrassed.

Oh. Oh yeah. I have this one shirt that I love, but totally does the pregnant thing. I'm in a bodega in NYC at 4am and a tranny asked me and my friend Blaise when our baby was due. I looked that thing straight in the eyes and burst into tears. She bought my Gatorade, but I still have to watch it with that shirt.

 

[potatovixen]

Oh. Oh yeah. I have this one shirt that I love, but totally does the pregnant thing. I'm in a bodega in NYC at 4am and a tranny asked me and my friend Blaise when our baby was due. I looked that thing straight in the eyes and burst into tears. She bought my Gatorade, but I still have to watch it with that shirt.

Go ahead and keep wearing it. If you get the pregnant comment again, you can just enjoy the look of sheer terror on the person's face as they try to wiggle their way out of the situation.