I have some really funn-y stories about the craziest gig we were ever paid highly enough to do, years ago. We were one of several dozen bands hired to play Nudestock, a 3-day music festival for nudists. I learned a bunch of things.
1. You don't ever call it a "nudist colony"...for some reason that makes them upset.
2. You definitely start to feel weird and uptight being the only ones in sight wearing clothes.
3. They are all very careful to use towels to sit on. A comforting thought.
4. The men thought nothing of deep frying big turkeys in big oil vats... completely naked and without an apron. Talk about cohones ...(oops.)
5. They couldn't pay us highly enough when asked to play it again the following year.
6. The rest must be plied out of me over a tasty brew at the Red Bar. Nuff said.
