Men want me & women want to be me!

[scrltbegonya]

I always have to beat Sj and Sj II off with a stick! "No you can not have me"! Then there is Martha - she always wants to hang out with me! It is hard to be so popular!

Does anybody else have these problems?

 

[audie]

umm - no.

 

[Liv'smom]

Only the men want me part. Day after day I hear, "I need you to get me this file. I need you to call that client. Where is this stuff I gave you. I want to close this loan on blah, blah, blah." The women seem to be able to take care of their own $h!+. So my problem is pretty much with the men.

 

[30gAy]

Why yes!.....now that you ask- I have been beating the men off with sticks lately......oh wait, as this is south Walton I have been using switches of sea oat bundles to keep the randy hordes at bay.

As for the ladies, they don't want to be me so much as just have my decorating and fashion sense...........and there have been a few comments about wanting the ability to pee standing up.

But sister, overall I can relate!

 

[Miss Kitty]

:roll: ...uh, duh!

 

[Ocean Lover]

Oh, honey, I can totally relate. :lie:

 

[rapunzel]

In the words of the immortal Robert Smith, "Why, oh why...can't I..be you?" Everytime I hear that song I think of you, SB! Was I making it that obvious?

 

[kathydwells]

As my brother would say..and often does... "It sux to be you".

 

[Mango]

Why yes!.....now that you ask- I have been beating the men off with sticks lately......oh wait, as this is south Walton I have been using switches of sea oat bundles to keep the randy hordes at bay.

As for the ladies, they don't want to be me so much as just have my decorating and fashion sense...........and there have been a few comments about wanting the ability to pee standing up.

But sister, overall I can relate!

Doh, now I know why you haven't responded to me yet about being your # 1 gay Hag. How silly of me.

OK, carry on with the narcississm......................