Mom-isms anyone catch yourself saying one or more of these? I do and I'm not a mom!

[Ashley]

A little soap & water never killed anybody.

Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.

Beds are NOT made for jumping on.

Call me when you get there, just so I know you're okay.

Don't eat that, you'll get worms!(my favorite):funn:

Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.

Don't make me get up!
Don't pick that scab, it'll get infected.
Don't pick your nose in public.

Don't run in the house.

Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.

Don't talk with your mouth full!

Go ask your father

 

[Rudyjohn]

Re: Mom-isms anyone catch yourself saying one or more of these? I do and I'm not a mo

I think I've said probably every one of these! ;-)

 

[Biff]

NO SWIMMING FOR 30 MINUTES AFTER LUNCH; YOU'LL GET STOMACH CRAMPS!!!!!
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A little soap & water never killed anybody.

Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.

Beds are NOT made for jumping on.

Call me when you get there, just so I know you're okay.

Don't eat that, you'll get worms!(my favorite):funn:

Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.

Don't make me get up!
Don't pick that scab, it'll get infected.
Don't pick your nose in public.

Don't run in the house.

Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.

Don't talk with your mouth full!

Go ask your father

 

[Rudyjohn]

Re: Mom-isms anyone catch yourself saying one or more of these? I do and I'm not a mo

Also, if you read in dim light, that will ruin your eyes too.

The opthamologist told me that was not true!

 

[iwishiwasthere]

I have said quite a few. It seems as I get older, they make more sense.

 

[kathydwells]

Don't swallow watermelon seeds, you will have vines growing out your ears.

My daddy used to tell me that when I was little. I never swallowed a seed.

 

[TripleB]

Do do that or you'll go blind!!! (heard often before I got my lens implant)

 

[Indigo Jill]

-If you swallow your gum, it sits in your stomach for...was it 7 years??
-You will catch a cold if you don't put your jacket on or go out with a wet head of hair.
-So does that mean if everyone else jumped off the bridge, you would too?

 

[Ocean Lover]

Stop it! your eyes are going to stick like that!

 

[kathydwells]

Do do that or you'll go blind!!! (heard often before I got my lens implant)

:funn: Poor baby. Did you grow hair on your palms also? That is what I was told would happen.