Monday Funny

[Landlocked]

I stopped at a friends house the other day and found him
stalking around the kitchen with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he had gotten any flies he answered, "Yeah,
5 .... 3 males and 2 females."

Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "It's easy, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on
the phone.

 

[kathydwells]

I stopped at a friends house the other day and found him
stalking around the kitchen with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he had gotten any flies he answered, "Yeah,
5 .... 3 males and 2 females."

Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "It's easy, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on
the phone.

 

[Kimmifunn]

I stopped at a friends house the other day and found him
stalking around the kitchen with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he had gotten any flies he answered, "Yeah,
5 .... 3 males and 2 females."

Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "It's easy, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on
the phone.

If I were a girl fly...I would be on the beer. Then after a few of those...maybe on the phone calling the boy fly...

 

[CastlesOfSand]

That's cute!!

 

[seagrovelover]

very cute LL........

 

[kathydwells]

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he?s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That?s not surprising," the elders say. "You?ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

 

[kathydwells]

Ole's Accident

Ole was working at the fish plant up nort in Dulut when he accidently cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in the Clinic and when he got there the Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da fingers."

"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord - it's 2005! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"

To which Ole says........ (Are you ready for this???)



"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?

 

[Jdarg]

Ole's Accident

Ole was working at the fish plant up nort in Dulut when he accidently cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in the Clinic and when he got there the Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da fingers."

"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord - it's 2005! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"

To which Ole says........ (Are you ready for this???)



"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?

Now now, you are making fun of my relatives. They live up in the frozen north- what we call the Scandinavian mothership!

 

[Landlocked]

Ole's Accident

Ole was working at the fish plant up nort in Dulut when he accidently cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in the Clinic and when he got there the Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da fingers."

"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord - it's 2005! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"

To which Ole says........ (Are you ready for this???)



"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?

 

[Miss Kitty]

I got to hand it too ya' KD...that was a funny one!!!