Little Blaine was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers cam up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Blaine was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other childern to work on some coloring, and took little Blaine aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Blaine, " He plays for the Chicago Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
(Or insert most hated sports team name here)