Monday Funny

[Teresa]

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually
she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while
she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"! When
Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later, the Nun, seeing her asleep asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our
Lord and Savior?"

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue
and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret
and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun, feeling sure she was asleep, asked her a third question..."What did
Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and
shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it
in half!"

The Nun fainted.

 

[CJ]

I just love that bad little Johnny...he cracks me up. My favorite is the one where the teacher is teaching the children about their sense of taste by giving them life saver candies. She gives the first girl a cherry lifesaver and the girl guesses right away. She gives the second child lime and it takes a little longer but he eventually gets it. The third child she gives honey flavored and it's so difficult she has to give the little boy a hint "it's something your Mommy calls your Daddy" and that bad little Johnny yells from the back of class "Spit it out. It's an $@#hole"

It's an oldie but always good for a chuckle

 

[Allifunn]

ya just had to pipe in on this one...didntacha? I'll bet you & Tootsie could tell Little Jhonnie's all night long!

 

[DD]

:clap_1:

 

[Ocean Lover]

:rofl: Good ones gulls!

 

[audie]