Monday - post super bowl funny

[Teresa]

A Super Bowl Ticket

A guy named Brent receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Brent arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He's closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.

About halfway through the first quarter, Brent sees through his binoculars an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yardline. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sits down, Brent asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here"?

The man says "No."

Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Brent again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!"

The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got married in 1968."

"Well, that's really sad," said Brent, "but still, you couldn't find anyone to take the seat? A friend or close relative"?

"No," the man replies, "They're all at the funeral."

 

[dbuck]

Too FUNNy! This reminds me of some golf jokes that have been sent my way over the years.

 

[Sheila]

This isn't SuperBowl related, but pretty funny.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of
the class was squirming around, scratching his
crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to
find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed
and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's
office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her
what he should do about it. He did it and returned
to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the
back of the room. She went back to investigate only
to find him sitting at his desk with his penis
hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said.
"I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could
stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up
from school."

KIDS ; DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM??? :clap_1:

 

[Teresa]

This isn't SuperBowl related, but pretty funny.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of
the class was squirming around, scratching his
crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to
find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed
and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's
office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her
what he should do about it. He did it and returned
to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the
back of the room. She went back to investigate only
to find him sitting at his desk with his penis
hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said.
"I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could
stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up
from school."

KIDS ; DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM??? :clap_1:

 

[iwishiwasthere]

I have seen that one before a laugh :rofl: everytime I read it....Language impaired, not speech imparied, children do things like that all the time. They can be quite entertaining.

 

[dbuck]

Love it.