30gAy
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Move over, David Blaine
Local gadfly and shameless self promoter 30-gAy, announced on Wednesday that he will be performing a public stunt to raise money for charity.
?You, know, I was watching GMA earlier today and saw that David Blaine is going to hang himself on some sort of a gyroscope thingy and just sort of decided that I too can do something as asinine as that for charity.? said 30-gAy.
Blaine will dangle near Times Square for almost three days before attempting to escape from some shackles. The three spinning steel rings can flip Blaine in various directions up to eight times per minute.
30-gAy has reported that his stunt will involve a Gyro-scarf. He went on to explain that this involves him eating a disturbing quantity of gyros, while sitting on a playground swing.
?I?m looking for sponsors. I?ll probably call the gyro shop in Grayton to see if they want to supply the food; I kind of owe it to them considering I eat all their yogurt covered almond samples every time I go in there.?
According to the associated Press; after the stunt, Blaine will lead 100 underprivileged children chosen by The Salvation Army charity on a shopping spree. Blaine said the stunt was important to him since The Salvation Army had provided him with clothing when he was a child.
When asked what charity he will be giving his money to, 30-gAy explained, ?Well when I was a kid, I was dressed in ridiculous outfits with super wide collars my mom bought for me. It was the 70?s you see, so I always looked like I was a cast member on The Partridge Family. So I thought I ought to show my mocking gratitude and contribute some cash to the Push Danny Bonaduce off the Wagon Fund. It?s an L.A. based charity that believes that Danny is far more entertaining when he is abusing various substances.
In the A.P. photo below, Blaine is seen suspending himself above the streets of New York. 30-gAy has commented that while his stunt will not be quite as visually spectacular; it will equal, even exceed Blaine?s in its sheer level of stupidity.
Local gadfly and shameless self promoter 30-gAy, announced on Wednesday that he will be performing a public stunt to raise money for charity.
?You, know, I was watching GMA earlier today and saw that David Blaine is going to hang himself on some sort of a gyroscope thingy and just sort of decided that I too can do something as asinine as that for charity.? said 30-gAy.
Blaine will dangle near Times Square for almost three days before attempting to escape from some shackles. The three spinning steel rings can flip Blaine in various directions up to eight times per minute.
30-gAy has reported that his stunt will involve a Gyro-scarf. He went on to explain that this involves him eating a disturbing quantity of gyros, while sitting on a playground swing.
?I?m looking for sponsors. I?ll probably call the gyro shop in Grayton to see if they want to supply the food; I kind of owe it to them considering I eat all their yogurt covered almond samples every time I go in there.?
According to the associated Press; after the stunt, Blaine will lead 100 underprivileged children chosen by The Salvation Army charity on a shopping spree. Blaine said the stunt was important to him since The Salvation Army had provided him with clothing when he was a child.
When asked what charity he will be giving his money to, 30-gAy explained, ?Well when I was a kid, I was dressed in ridiculous outfits with super wide collars my mom bought for me. It was the 70?s you see, so I always looked like I was a cast member on The Partridge Family. So I thought I ought to show my mocking gratitude and contribute some cash to the Push Danny Bonaduce off the Wagon Fund. It?s an L.A. based charity that believes that Danny is far more entertaining when he is abusing various substances.
In the A.P. photo below, Blaine is seen suspending himself above the streets of New York. 30-gAy has commented that while his stunt will not be quite as visually spectacular; it will equal, even exceed Blaine?s in its sheer level of stupidity.
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