My Friday Funny

[kathydwells]

How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....

English
I Love You

Spanish
Te Amo

French
Je T'aime

German
lch Liebe Dich

Japanese
Ai ****e Imasu



Thai
Phom rak khun

Italian
Ti amo

Chinese
Wo Ai Ni


Swedish
Jag Alskar


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Nice A**, Get in the truck

 

[audie]

very nice !

 

[Jdarg]

Thank you maam! I was waiting on the Friday funny! I've had my laugh and need to get to some chores!

 

[Teresa]

wham bam!!!

great!!! :clap_1: :rofl: :clap_1:

 

[Sheila]

Good one, Darlene! :funn::rofl::clap_1:

 

[dbuck]

Friday, wouldn't be the same without you. Good one. :funn:

 

[kathydwells]

Here is another one for you. It is too funny. I thought anyway.

My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if > there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she > replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

 

[kathydwells]

Friday, wouldn't be the same without you. Good one. :funn:

Well, thank you.

 

[kathydwells]

So glad you liked it, all of you!

 

[Rita]

:rofl: too funny!