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I hope everyone had a great holiday. I got a stomach virus for Christmas this year.
My whole family came down with it and I was the last one to fall to it. I started feeling queasy Monday night so I decided to run to Publix while I was still able. I was going to pick up the upset stomach necessities (sprite, ginger ale, saltines and toilet paper).
So I'm standing on the soft drink isle with my buggy and I had one big dry heave. I took off in a full run across the store and didn't quite make it to the toilet. I slammed the door of the bathroom open and I exploded like a damn volcano. The poor bag boy at the urinal didn't know what he had just seen. I didn't know puke could fly that far. I'm sure it was some kind of record.
I cleaned myself and the bathroom up as well as I could and headed back to fetch my buggy. Apparently he had already told everyone in the store what I had done because they were all staring at me. Maybe it was the barf on my jeans and boots that tipped them off.
On the drive home, I had my head hanging out the window, dry heaving all the way home. I'm sure the people in traffic got a kick out of it.
I wish I had a video of the episode. I'm sure it would have been hysterical.
My whole family came down with it and I was the last one to fall to it. I started feeling queasy Monday night so I decided to run to Publix while I was still able. I was going to pick up the upset stomach necessities (sprite, ginger ale, saltines and toilet paper).
So I'm standing on the soft drink isle with my buggy and I had one big dry heave. I took off in a full run across the store and didn't quite make it to the toilet. I slammed the door of the bathroom open and I exploded like a damn volcano. The poor bag boy at the urinal didn't know what he had just seen. I didn't know puke could fly that far. I'm sure it was some kind of record.
I cleaned myself and the bathroom up as well as I could and headed back to fetch my buggy. Apparently he had already told everyone in the store what I had done because they were all staring at me. Maybe it was the barf on my jeans and boots that tipped them off.
On the drive home, I had my head hanging out the window, dry heaving all the way home. I'm sure the people in traffic got a kick out of it.
I wish I had a video of the episode. I'm sure it would have been hysterical.
