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Naked in Key West

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

I am not as spontaneously funn as many people here, but I am happy to tag along when people have good or not so good ideas. That's what happened this time. Hubby and I were on a group trip to Key West. We were not told about the bar until we were on our way up the stairs ...

It was pretty funny. Most of the naked people should not have been naked. Lots of people were gawking. The bartender looked like she didn't want to be topless but it was a great way to get tips.

The VERY best thing about the experience was that, 10 days earlier, I had read an article in the Tampa Trib about a local guy who is known as The Naked Handyman. He does what other handymen do except he does it naked. For $120 hour (just handyman stuff -- get your mind out of the gutter jessifunn). Anyway, here we are in Key West, and we walked into the Garden of Eden and the very first person near the doorway was Tampa's own Naked Handyman. Naked, of course. :floor:
 
Oh, and we talked to him and he gave us his card, but I'm really not sure where he kept it 'cause I never looked down! :rolling: :rolling:
 
:funn: that is so funny. when i went their i was with some friends and we read the sign that said clothing optional but didn't really beleive it. the bartender on the 2nd floor confirmed it for us. (i will have to say the second floor has the best balcony with a great view of duval) after a few drinks we went up their. it was the most uncomfortable 10 minutes of my life i slammed my margarita and was ready to move on. the bartender was a rather large lady with no clothes on and all the men just stand at the bar. my favorite is the ones that wear fanny packs to hold their stuff!!!
 
Confession here.

I have been to the Garden of Eden. WITH MY CLOTHES ON!!! It was probably one of the top 5 pee-in-my-pants laughathons. I somehow kept a straight face while talking to a naked couple that were at least 80 years old. :eek:
 
steeleing1 said:
We heard that we should go and wanted to go while we were there but didn't make it. We did see a good drag show, though!
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I'm sure you had a wonderful honeymoon in Key West!! :wub:
 
steeleing1 said:
The best food! We at so much food, but we justified it by riding our bikes or walking to and from all the restaurants.
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Sweetie! :wub: Is the tree up? I am decorating...a little bit.
 
jessifunn said:
my favorite is the ones that wear fanny packs to hold their stuff!!!
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Gives new meaning to the term, doesn't it, Jess? :lolabove:
 
peapod1980 said:
Gives new meaning to the term, doesn't it, Jess? :lolabove:
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My thoughts, exactly. :clap_1:
 
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