Name that Planet

[Lake View Too]

By now, a lot of you might have heard that we may have discovered a new planet way out in our solar system. Right now, they are tentatively calling it "planet 9", but someday they are going to have to come up with a real name. What would be your choice? Since the planet is "huge" and "gigantic", I think the obvious choice is "Trump", but that might seem partisan. Another name I heard thrown out is "Bowie", but then you would have to consider "Rickman" and "Frey", and then the list goes on and on. Anybody out there have a better idea?

 

[Kurt]

Mysterion

 

[carson]

Pluto is sad...very, very sad.

 

[Jimmy T]

Ninanus!

 

[Lake View Too]

What about "Myanus" ?

 

[PoppaJ]

Rename Pluto "Taint".

 

[Jimmy T]

Pluteus Maximus.

 

[Sun Chaser]

How about "Fake"?

 

[Lake View Too]

"Trump" has already been mentioned...

 

[Lake View Too]

It's not fake, it's theoretical. Maybe we should just call it "Theory". According to calculations, it should be out there, fifty times further away from the sun than Pluto, poor Pluto. Maybe we should just call it "Cold".