KISH7374
Beach Fanatic
And he asked for his ex wife's Russian lawyer in Spanish.
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scooterbug44
SoWal Expert
Which unfortunately bears a strong resemblance to the native language of Krughiyuthvyunveyrvygeuwhgehpgiwastan rebels when you are slurring your words.
So Mel won't be making any movies for a while.
So Mel won't be making any movies for a while.
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CastlesOfSand
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I'm too tired to think right now.... too funny!!!
LuciferSam
Banned
They suspect that he and Ms. Palin at one time were holed up in Alaska together and looking at houses of top ranking syndicate members through a telescope atop a snowdrift.
KISH7374
Beach Fanatic
Meanwhile the snowdrift has melted and they found all kinds of interesting things.
scooterbug44
SoWal Expert
Like the home of a Sasquatch w/ a note that read " Damn global warming and the glacier destroyed my home, so I've gone to visit my cousin the Skunkape in Florida."
LuciferSam
Banned
Close up of a large mosquito siphoning blood from Palin's earlobe with a gradual fade in to some murky lake surrounded by sugar white sand dunes with hundreds of penguins flying through the air in a circular pattern resembling a cyclone. The birds were flying counterclockwise, a sure indicator that they had fully adaped to the ways of the northern hemisphere.
Sheila
SoWal Insider
Closer observation determined determined that what was believed to be mosquitos, penguins, and birds flying counterclockwise, to be flying monkeys. Their eyes were blank and zombie-like erie droning chanting of "get Lucifer Sam, this clown is going down" could be heard from Sally's Backside to the Red Bar!