New Jersey Beaches

[Kimmifunn]

Poor Smiley J. We need to get serious here.

Ok. Let 'er rip.

I live up here. I know the crap we have to deal with. It's the hot pavement or a nasty beach...see attached.

My dad jokes about the needles, ect. Long Beach, Long Island Beach, the Jersey Shore, ect. are pretty bad. I have to say though, it's more the people.

Travel to the Hamptons...whole different story. You think Sowal is expensive. Triple it. Seriously.

So until I decide to "retire" back to the south, which I have once and wasn't ready, I'll suck it up and go to the nasty beaches. Unless someone would like to sponsor my membership at the Soho House.

 

[Allifunn]

Poor Smiley J. We need to get serious here.

Ok. Let 'er rip.

I live up here. I know the crap we have to deal with. It's the hot pavement or a nasty beach...see attached.



My dad jokes about the needles, ect. Long Beach, Long Island Beach, the Jersey Shore, ect. are pretty bad. I have to say though, it's more the people.

Travel to the Hamptons...whole different story. You think Sowal is expensive. Triple it. Seriously.

So until I decide to "retire" back to the south, which I have once and wasn't ready, I'll suck it up and go to the nasty beaches. Unless someone would like to sponsor my membership at the Soho House.

wall-to-wall flesh

 

[Kimmifunn]

 

[Allifunn]

not a single towel in sight... 2 empty bottles though:roll:

 

[Kimmifunn]

:funn: It's so bad! But not so bad that you can't hop on a train and be there in like 30 minutes. You do what you can.

 

[John R]

central park was my beach.

 

[Kimmifunn]

central park was my beach.

It just gets so hot.
Cape Cod and Martha's Vineard are nice too.

 

[John R]

It just gets so hot.
Cape Cod and Martha's Vineard are nice too.

that's what the pirate beer vendor is for. park cheaper than beach.

 

[Kimmifunn]

that's what the pirate beer vendor is for. park cheaper than beach.

Water Taxi Beach

Or there is this alternative.

 

[Uncle Timmy]

Since I started the whole Jersey Beach Hoo-Hoorah, I feel I should post this picture of some Russian beach which clearly should win the worst beach award.

I'm sure there is some Russian out there who is going to take offense and I'll hear about it................