New Living Will

[kathydwells]

Pass this on to your family, so they will know what your wishes are.


I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______a Miller Light,

______a Margarita

______a Rum and soda

______a Martini

______a Vodka and Tonic

______a Steak

______Lobster or crab legs

______The remote control,

______a Bowl of ice cream

______The sports page,

______Chocolate

______Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.


Signature: ___________________________

Date: ___________________________

 

[Sheila]

Pass this on to your family, so they will know what your wishes are.


I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______a Miller Light,

______a Margarita

______a Rum and soda

______a Martini

______a Vodka and Tonic

______a Steak

______Lobster or crab legs

______The remote control,

______a Bowl of ice cream

______The sports page,

______Chocolate

______Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.


Signature: ___________________________

Date: ___________________________

:funn::funn::clap_1: Sign me up!

 

[Miss Kitty]

 

[Sheila]

We need to revise it to include, "Planters Punch".

 

[kathydwells]

We need to revise it to include, "Planters Punch".

And perhaps change the order around some!!!!

 

[shakennotstirred]

:funn:

 

[Miss Kitty]

We need to revise it to include, "Planters Punch".

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...how many more days? About 38!!!!

 

[whiteyfunn]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...how many more days? About 38!!!!

I can't wait! I can't wait!! It's going to be a wild n crazy time!

 

[DD]

:funn: :funn: :funn:

 

[Allifunn]

:clap_1: love it!!!