My guess is that there are a few Mouse Potatoes on the Board. ;-)
5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles This is true for me. I like to call my cube the "pig pen" since it's always a wreck.
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.We do this all day. Heck...we're publicists...we scream.
7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.I have done nothing at work 3 out of 5 days every week since vaca. Today was an exception though.
8. SITCOMs : Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
9. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.My manager.
10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.Yes. This is me too. And probably why I never have money.
11. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
12. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example - Michael Jackson, another...I live for this. I thrive on it.
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.Yes. I slam my sidekick daily. And smack my mouse.
14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. 404: Someone who's clueless. >From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.We call these Bippys.
17. OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake)Haven't had one in a while...but due for one. Had em at the old job daily. But I worked for a psycho.
18. WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.The fossils that have been with the company for way too long that have built up to mke way too much money?
19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm. I just toot in my cube and warn people not to come too close.
...and you forget what it was you logged on to do!!!
