I once overheard someone late night at a Waffle House who insisted that Conan the Barbarian was based on the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. I should be allowed to concealed carry a syringe full of phenobarbitol into a Waffle House.
Jesus, a black man, having only one box of Wal Mart complete pancake mix, fed 5000 waffles to the assembled flock. He then threw Brad Drake off the Bay Bridge. Brad died for our sins.