Nicole and Keith

[Cap'nCrazy]

Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.

For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.

The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.

"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!

On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

 

[Smiling JOe]

Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.

For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.

The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.

"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!

On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

CaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine. ;-)
What year did you graduate the Academy?

 

[lindatat]

On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

.....a pair of platform cowboy boots????

In Nicole's defense (and as a woman who is 5' 10") it's not a matter of being attracted to shorter men. Just seems like it usually works out that way - most of the tall men I know are with petite ladies.

 

[Cap'nCrazy]

OK.

"Two platform cowboy boots, and a ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where...

On the Third day of Christmas I gave Nicole and Keith, Three.........??????

 

[Bdarg]

Three calling cards from tall and eligible men

 

[Cap'nCrazy]

CaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine. ;-)
What year did you graduate the Academy?

Many moons ago, my friend. We were known as the "flower children of the Brigade" back in '75. Beat Army (we did)!!! Fly Navy!!!

 

[Cap'nCrazy]

Three calling cards from straight and eligible men

OK.

Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????

 

[Miss Kitty]

OK.

Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????

Four shrimp on the barbee?

 

[Jdarg]

On the fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith....

5 pics of Tom - to remind Nicole that moving on was a good thing!

 

[Cap'nCrazy]

Four shrimp on the barbee?

OK.

Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), Two Platfrom Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuu Know Where.

On the Fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.........????????