Offensive Church Messages

[Em]

maybe it was your word choice, saying one thing about the message being offensive, but another statement saying that it isn't the message you find stupid, but Christianity itself. Say what you mean, and it would be easier to decipher your message. Are you sure you aren't trying to stir controversy, in order to get people to attend your church?

 

[LuciferSam]

Christianity: The belief, that some cosmic jewish zombie, who is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul, that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. - makes perfect sense.

 

[LuciferSam]

maybe it was your word choice, saying one thing about the message being offensive, but another statement saying that it isn't the message you find stupid, but Christianity itself. Say what you mean, and it would be easier to decipher your message. Are you sure you aren't trying to stir controversy, in order to get people to attend your church?

Are you that out of touch??

 

[LuciferSam]

Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman. ;-)

"Every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints"

 

[CPort]

Christianity: The belief, that some cosmic jewish zombie, who is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul, that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. - makes perfect sense.

You forgot to trash the virgin birth
I hope your post is just for the shock value only

 

[Lynnie]

Belief and truth are not married.

I agree. They're just sleeping together.

be?lief

   /bɪˈlif/ Show Spelled[bih-leef] Show IPA
?noun 1. something believed; an opinion or conviction: a belief that the earth is flat.

2. confidence in the truth or existence of something not immediately susceptible to rigorous proof: a statement unworthy of belief.

3. confidence; faith; trust: a child's belief in his parents.

4. a religious tenet or tenets; religious creed or faith: the Christian belief.

 

[LuciferSam]

You forgot to trash the virgin birth
I hope your post is just for the shock value only

The virgin birth is another lie. Throughout history the backbone of many religions for some strange reason has involved human sacrifice. Usually it's been an offering of something pure to the gods such as a virgin, presumably in order to appease them. With Christianity it happens to be virgin spawn, an oxymoron if there ever was one. These thoughts are 100% from my mind and heart. One day humanity will stop relying on superstion and fable.

 

[Bob]

Christianity: The belief, that some cosmic jewish zombie, who is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul, that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. - makes perfect sense.

you forgot the part about god needing tax free money

 

[Bob]

Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman. ;-)

the greatest pilfering in the history of mankind, from those who can least afford to give, is christianity, in all its mutated forms

 

[LuciferSam]

the greatest pilfering in the history of mankind, from those who can least afford to give, is christianity, in all its mutated forms

Yeah, and if Christians aren't taking your money, they're walking off with your kids.